• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I’m sorry ma’am, but we must cut your face to make sure your face is real.

    …now with all of us together in this summit and with the proper summit scars counted and our new cuts made, let us discuss the new world order.

    … certainly sir, I can make those changes to your account, but first I will need for you to please stretch your nose forward by exactly 3mm. No I don’t know how much that is in Texas units. Look, just pull it for us so we can move on. I assume you also brought 3 pieces of ID right?