PugJesus@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 6 months agoIn the Halls of the Short Mountain Kinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down10
arrow-up120arrow-down1imageIn the Halls of the Short Mountain Kinglemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoAnd all the man has to do is toss him.
minus-squareClockworkOtter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoHave you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up? Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.
minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months ago Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you. You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months ago“Nobody tosses a dwarf!”
And all the man has to do is toss him.
Have you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up?
Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.
You just described a cat.
You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.
I can’t wait
“Nobody tosses a dwarf!”
That’s why they’re so angry