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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.

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I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

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I’m now the main stake holder.

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I counted the sticks that the stake’s made of and came up with 1001.

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